walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
my relationship advice to every girl
They should invent wifi bracelets, so you can wear them anywhere and have wifi connection.
You are the future.
#i used to think reactions like this were ridiculous #now they’re normal
i was not prepared for this
The problems of writing
- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework